My religion is the one true religion, no question?

I believe in the almighty Purple Hippo of Transcendence. When the world is destroyed by his almighty Burp of Blasphemy he will destroy all of the unbelievers of my almighty religion. He promises you a spot in the Fields of Forever. There is no sin or evil. He is the One and Only true god.My religion is the one true religion, no question?
Well,i laughed..there is nothing wrong with humour even when it is humour around religion and beliefs.We can be as serious as we like or as as light hearted as we like.If the intent to offend is not there then it is only offensive to those who perceive it to be.


I hope your Purple Hippo of Transcendence does not have too bad a breath...death by minty freshness i don't mind but death by rotten stink i do!!My religion is the one true religion, no question?
Well, I found the Strawberry Fields Forever... and the Pink Unicorn have it wings in Spaghetti Monsters domain but I still haven't found you!





Maybe in the World of Boredom, Black Hole will reign in your religion... forever and ever. simply because Big Band is already obsolete, it can now be called Baby Bang... just as we all know now, that in universe has only its Big Bang but in multiverse, there are so many Bangs... that is why, this previous Big Bang is just a Baby Bang... because there are so many Bangs in the Multiverse!!!!!
I like that ha ha





I've argued that more religions need to state that they are the only true one, rather than being tolerant. It may sound strange but the more people that say their religion is the only true one, the more it looks the same as someone saying his wife is the best in the world!





Check out the pic of the purple hippo click on the link.
Well if it works for you. If the hippo doesn't make my life better, I'm on to Christian Science.





I would try atheism but it makes those damned atheists so disagreeable it must be wrong.
Sorry. But everyone knows that ';Pastafarians'; Rule.





The Flying Spaghetti Monster knows all -- sees all. You have been warned. Recant your heresy, or face your marinara fate.
A religion is as true as big a tormentor it is!!
Everyone knows that the flying spaghetti monster is the real one true god you blasphemer. RAmen.
';Isn't it funny how religious behavior is so close to being crazy we can't tell them apart?'; ~House
so be it. let it be known. say hey and let things be. let the chips fall where they may. k? k. awesome. kbye o_0
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins. He will return on Catnorok, and you'll be spouting this stuff? get your act together
So that is what the philosophy section has come to then. Children
It's too bad people don't know how to behave.
I was just over in the other category....and now this.





(sigh).